"Chaka Khan !" Bridget Jones

"MÂarc, MÂarc... 
Les traiteurs nous ont fait un travail de Mmerde !"

"Pour finir par mourrir grosse et seule, 
et on me retrouverait 3 semaines plus tard 
à moitié dévorée par des berges allemands" 

"Chaka Khan !"

(c) From the movie "Bridget Jones's Diaries"

(c) 2001 Little Bird - Studio Canal - Working Title

(c) "All by myself" performed by Céline Dion

"And that was it. 
Right there. 
That was the moment. 
I suddenly realised that unless something changed soon 
I was going to live a life 
where my major relationship was with a bottle of wine... 
and I'd finally die, fat and alone, 
and be found three weeks later half-eaten by Alsatians. 
Or I was about to turn into Glenn Close in Fatal Attraction."

"At times like this, 

continuing with one's life seems impossible... 

and eating the entire contents of one's fridge seems inevitable. 

i have two choices : 

to give up and accept permanent state of spinsterhood 

and eventualy be eaten by alsatians... 

or not, and this time i choose not. 

i will not be defeated by a bad man and an American stick insect! 

instead, i choose vodka, 

and 

chaka khan !"